I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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