please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
im holly from the hills drunk
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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