Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job