Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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