if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up