Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!