Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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