i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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