Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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