laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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