My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
