Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My vagina just recognized that song.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.