yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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