We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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