In the future we'll all be gay
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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