There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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