once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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