don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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