that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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