i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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