where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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