Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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