All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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