I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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