I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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