How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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