road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We have started to decorate penises.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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