Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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