I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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