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just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.

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(514): just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed. http://tfl.nu/qdrd

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Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.

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(312): Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult. http://tfl.nu/eq22

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Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back

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(973): Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back http://tfl.nu/zjkd

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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.

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(818): I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO. http://tfl.nu/pbw8

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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.

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(360): whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind. http://tfl.nu/pllx

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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?

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You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.

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(586): You do realize it's a Tuesday, right? (1-586): You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life. http://tfl.nu/em8w

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(954): View more from Florida

you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.

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(954): you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid. http://tfl.nu/mqq2

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(512): View more from Texas

Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?

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(512): Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend? http://tfl.nu/hvyw

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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.

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(415): sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you. http://tfl.nu/c5wc

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(785): View more from Kansas

Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.

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(785): Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever. http://tfl.nu/qjci

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.

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(+44): I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs. http://tfl.nu/qoq8

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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.

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(207): I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas. http://tfl.nu/wigg

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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless

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(754): Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless http://tfl.nu/pgaf

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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.

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(970): I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat. http://tfl.nu/w7x2

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You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.

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(202): You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself. http://tfl.nu/1zzq

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