we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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