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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.

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• (845): View more from New York

  You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment

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• (941): View more from Florida

  So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.

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  I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void

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