As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette