i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Ladies don't puke and tell