You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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