i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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