It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.