Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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