i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.