Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER