We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls