Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
You're right, stupid question.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.