im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask