Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?