i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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