I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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