if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
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I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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