I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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