i can't believe i had my finger in that
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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