Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
operation have a gay friend backfired
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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