Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just had sex on a roof
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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