Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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