i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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