drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We got so high we made milksteak
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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