Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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