There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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