so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.