never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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