I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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